[bigmak007]

Indeed. We are 30 miles south of Woodburn, we’ve lived the changes (crime).
I have three dogs on the farm, and know their alerts.
I will put up a sign that reads: A thief comes only to steal, destroy, or kill. If you are a theif, I will assume the worst, and protect accordingly.

Can someone translate to Spanish?

[central_va]

Just hang up one of these.

[xrmusn]

Un ladrón viene sólo para robar, destruir o matar. Si usted es un theif, asumiré lo peor, y protegeré en consecuencia.

[Salvavida]

A thief comes only to steal, destroy, or kill. If you are a theif, I will assume the worst, and protect accordingly.

Can someone translate to Spanish?

El ladrón solo viene para robar, destruir, o matar. Si eres ladrón, yo asumo lo peor, y por consiguiente me protegeré.

[central_va]

“Besa mi culo” will work.

[conservative_cyclist]

Hikers do not want to stumble into the woodland grow, people have been shot, or worse for stumbling into something with the value of a grow. Lots of stories and we were told where not to hike. We stayed pretty clear, never came across anything, but there was plenty out there in very secluded hiding places

[Albion Wilde]

I will put up a sign that reads: A thief comes only to steal, destroy, or kill. If you are a theif, I will assume the worst, and protect accordingly. Can someone translate to Spanish?

First, let me translate into effective English: "Intruders will be shot." Fewer words means you can use larger letters on your sign.

Then, I used the handy Google Translator that you can also find with your computer: https://translate.google.com

and got this result:

Intrusos se disparará.