In Todays Top Breaking BOMBSHELL News,
A random piece of 1940s era Pennsylvania steel has been sighted completely covered in rust at old MacDonald’s farm. It seems the farmer has taken to using it as a “cheater” pipe to loosen the bolts on his tractor, a heavy prop rod to hold the gate open while he brings the cows home at night, and as a much needed “persuader” when Bessie doesnt particularly wants to lolly-gag during the process.
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