We must protect feminists.
We must protect gays.
Green party member: But aren't Muslims the ones treating women like property and throwing gays off of buildings?
Green party chairman: Yes, but we must stand for anything that Republicans are against.
“Green party chairman: Yes, but we must stand for anything that Republicans are against.”
Green party chairman: Why?
Green party chairman: Because we both want to return the world back to the 7th Century.