"Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty."- $425"
I predict all the tranny screenwriters are going to be wearing these for the summer!
To: brucedickinson
Umm my husband comes home looking like this NATURALLY. It takes all my laundry prowess to get his jeans back to clean!
Call me and my hubs will put them to work on a REAL job.
2 posted on
04/26/2017 12:55:50 PM PDT by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: brucedickinson
Hope they come in XXXXXXL. Michael Moore will want one to accessorize his blue collar look.
To: brucedickinson
Without worn, scuffed up work boots, this look fails. A sweat stained work shirt would also be helpful.
7 posted on
04/26/2017 1:00:14 PM PDT by
upsdriver
(I support Sarah Palin.)
To: brucedickinson
And I thought the pet rock was stupid.
9 posted on
04/26/2017 1:02:40 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: brucedickinson
If anyone is stupid enough to pay that much money for this dumb idea, they get what they deserve. A fool and his money are soon parted.
11 posted on
04/26/2017 1:12:55 PM PDT by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: brucedickinson
with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty."-
If you weren't afraid to get down and dirty, you'd be getting that look the old-fashioned way.
12 posted on
04/26/2017 1:14:59 PM PDT by
Ellendra
(Those who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
To: brucedickinson
Is it real mud? Because you won’t be able to wash it.
And if it’s fake mud, well that’s just sad.
14 posted on
04/26/2017 1:18:26 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: brucedickinson
Check the hands and fingernails. They won't match the stupid blue jeans.
16 posted on
04/26/2017 1:20:51 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgement.)
To: brucedickinson
Buy $5 pair of nice jeans at Goodwill.
Take them home to the farm.
Start tractor.
Drive to wet/muddy spot in back field.
Drive over jeans a couple of times with tractor.
Save $420.
18 posted on
04/26/2017 1:31:25 PM PDT by
Qiviut
(Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP)
To: brucedickinson
19 posted on
04/26/2017 1:31:25 PM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: brucedickinson
Hah, when mine look like that after a weekends worth of work I wash them.
21 posted on
04/26/2017 1:37:52 PM PDT by
PeteB570
( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
To: brucedickinson
The upside of this is that I have several pairs of “work around the house only” jeans that I can now wear in public without reproach!
23 posted on
04/26/2017 1:48:05 PM PDT by
dfwright
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
To: brucedickinson
I never kept my old “diggers”. I threw away a fortune!
28 posted on
04/26/2017 2:24:27 PM PDT by
JimSEA
To: brucedickinson
I’ve seen some jeans in this household look like that before I put them in the wash.
30 posted on
04/26/2017 2:38:48 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: brucedickinson
Even better than $200 ripped jeans. Hey maybe they could sell jeans that are both ripped and dirty for $600.
31 posted on
04/26/2017 2:45:34 PM PDT by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: brucedickinson
$425? I’d sell my old pair for $300. Nordstrom is a shameless profiteer.
33 posted on
04/26/2017 2:57:28 PM PDT by
sphinx
To: brucedickinson
Tell them Ivanka makes them
37 posted on
04/27/2017 4:41:33 AM PDT by
ballplayer
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