Where is Howard Hughes when we need him? Glomar Explorer.
Ain't gonna happen. James Cameron already has the movie rights and has the "Alvin' filming the wreck as we speak. He has signed Leonardo DiCaprio to play "Ivan Ivanovich" the dashing captain of the Russian Spy Ship.
First, Ivan gets Boris into a vodka drinking contest. Once Boris passes out, Ivan begins to 'romance' Natasha. However, their love is unrequited, as their ship is rammed by the Turkish freighter, 'just as things are getting interesting..."
The movie begins with an aged Natasha reminiscing to the women on The View....