1 posted on
04/27/2017 11:58:38 AM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
Now the fat’s in the fire!
2 posted on
04/27/2017 12:00:37 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning)
To: DFG
Fat burns hot. Always has. Shouldn’t be a new revelation.
3 posted on
04/27/2017 12:02:13 PM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: DFG
Could they not use a band saw and only cremate half at a time?
4 posted on
04/27/2017 12:02:51 PM PDT by
posterchild
(Treade a worme on the tayle, and it must turne agayne.)
To: DFG
Reminds me of the story of how Henry VIII's body exploded in his coffin, and how supposedly, dogs were present to lick up the mess.
Henry VIII Exploded In His Coffin
6 posted on
04/27/2017 12:05:43 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: DFG
And the remains were scheduled to be spread over Nebraska.
7 posted on
04/27/2017 12:05:58 PM PDT by
LydiaLong
To: DFG
I have heard of this happening. Ugh! What a gruesome business.
8 posted on
04/27/2017 12:06:26 PM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: DFG
Catchen said his business at 525 Martin Luther King Drive is "fine".. You know what they say in real estate: Location Location Location.
9 posted on
04/27/2017 12:06:35 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: DFG
This was a grease fire...
(I couldn't help myself)....but condolences to the family of the deceased person. RIP
13 posted on
04/27/2017 12:12:01 PM PDT by
B.O. Plenty
(....give war a chance.....)
To: DFG
Also FTA......
The danger of fires when cremating obese bodies isn’t an entirely unknown issue for the funeral service profession: “As you may realize, when a morbidly obese person is cremated, there’s a danger of what can only be called (in layman’s terms) a ‘grease fire,’” according to Caleb Wilde, a licensed professional who runs the blog Confessions of a Funeral Director.
In October 2014, a Virginia facility caught fire while cremating a 500-pound body. Fire investigators there said excessive heat ignited rubber roofing near the crematorium’s smoke stack. Another fire, two years earlier in Austria, left firefighters “covered with a layer of sooty grease.”
To: DFG
Funeral people say of fat folks, “they bring their own BTU’s to the fire.”
I suppose they could have discreetly carved it into smaller pieces. This is one of those chores I am SO glad somebody else does. Glad to pay for it, thank you.
To: DFG
As I read this, I could not help but have several songs play in my head.
The Ring of Fire, Burning Love, Great Balls of Fire...
22 posted on
04/27/2017 12:18:57 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: DFG
Swell...2 miles from my house; glad the fire wasn’t too big and I wasn’t down wind.
24 posted on
04/27/2017 12:24:31 PM PDT by
CincyRichieRich
(Drain the swamp. Build the wall. Open the Pizzagate. I refuse to inhabit any safe space.)
To: DFG
Did ROSIE die?
Is Michael Moore dead?
To: DFG
I’ve heard of fat shaming, but fat flaming?
28 posted on
04/27/2017 12:47:54 PM PDT by
PROCON
To: DFG
So a little spray bottle of water like I have for when my bratwursts flare up won’t do it?
30 posted on
04/27/2017 1:08:29 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: DFG
Note to wife: Bury me, don’t cremate.
35 posted on
04/27/2017 7:50:51 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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