[Fungi]

Dumber than a brick, and that is giving her too much credit. Boot this worthless, ugly brick out Washington.

[Walrus]

Good luck with that. All that the brickheads in the People’s Republic of Seattle see is the “D” next to Sneakers’ name.

[Publius]

There is a saying in the Senate: "The weaker the senator, the stronger the staff." For decades, the strongest staffs belonged to Murray, Mikulski, Boxer and Ted Kennedy. The first three were not the sharpest knives in the drawer, and Ted was drunk most of the time.

Over the years, Patty has leveraged her position on the Senate Transportation Appropriations Subcommittee to bring large amounts of transportation pork home to Washington state, which makes her the modern equivalent of Warren Magnuson. (Maggie had to be drunk to be as dumb as Patty on a normal day.) Patty's staff makes sure that she gets the credit for her pork, and this is why she wins. In terms of money brought home from DC, Patty is a net asset for the state.

She'll be in the Senate as long as she can bring home the pork.

[Veto!]

Year after year, employees on Capitol Hill are polled to get their opinions on who the dumbest person in D.C. is. And year after year, Patty Murray wins.

Nice work, Patty. Something to be proud of. She’s too stupid to know it isn’t