The dying business of greeting cards just lost one of their few remaining customers.
I still buy greeting cards. Not from Hallmark anymore.
Jeff: Walter, what do you do for a living?
Walter: I write greeting cards.
Jeff: Could you give us some examples?
Walter: All right! how about a "Get Well" card?
Jeff: How does that go?
Walter: Sorry to hear you're sick!.... Dirtbag!
They were running an ad earlier this year where a guy proposed to a guy. When he went down on his knee, I said, “Eunice, get the children out of here!”