[iowamark]

But when Rosnick uses those larger fingers to apply a little pressure to either side of the baseball, it causes it to dance across the plate....

Rosnick’s curveball flutters out of his hand, then breaks late toward the plate like a lunging cobra. His splitter runs in on a lefty’s back foot and seemingly vanishes about 10 feet from the plate.

Total gibberish!

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#9: "Total gibberish!"

Yeah, it sounds like something George "the Shill" Will would write …