I sat right next to Chuck and his mother at a martial arts display at Madison square garden around 1974. A friend of my father got him ringside tickets and I had no idea who Chuck Norris was until my father told me. I around 11 years old and I remember Chuck asking me what grade I was in, if I did martial arts (I didn’t). Little did I know I was sitting next to the guy who invented pain, a man who was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain the cobra died. The man who sued NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. A man who wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun. A guy who once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
LOL That’s funny right there!
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a watch. HE decides what time it is.
My fav....Chuck Norris’ tears cure Cancer. However, Chuck Norris doesn’t have any tears because he has never cried. Ever!
A day after his birth, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.