LOL - Me- Whoopy daisy! I just knocked my coffee over behind the counter - Sorry! Bye!
Ain’t no “Whoopsy daisy!” involved for Cletus.
My action would be calculated and cold. All the while staring directly in the face of the “snowflake”.
Let them spend hours to recover their entire [local] system because of one employee’s in-discretionary stupidity.
Who cares if “man-bun” gets fired?
I would have spilled it as well - onto some of there food products. To “knock it over into his or her face (I’m not going to assume its gender) would be tempting, but would bring assault charges.
FU SBX.