It’s a shame the store clerk will have to wait until the Perl dies before he can go to his awards ceremony and get his medal, (sarc)
Reminds me of what we said in the Army on where to find sympathy, “in the dictionary, right between sh@t and syphilis.”
However, I actually have sympathy for the clerk as unless he has a body count this will haunt him.
But with these type responses FR remains my site of choice.