[TangledUpInBlue]

I am not dead yet I can dance and I can sing I am not dead yet I can do the Highland Fling I am not dead yet No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor Cause I'm not yet dead.

[Buckeye McFrog]

[DoodleBob]

[PGR88]

I thought ISIS already was Al Qaeda on steroids?

I mean when even the co-founder of Al Qaeda says you’ve gone too far with beheadings, you’ve already out-Al Qaed’ed them.

[Leaning Right]

Hitler isn’t dead either. He and Mussolini are running a bratwurst stand somewhere in Argentina.

[SecAmndmt]

Anyone keeping a count of how many times he has been declared dead? I don’t think anyone pays attention, which is in many ways OK (is he even a real person?), except that his “death” can be used for propaganda purposes over and over again. The whole media narrative is so Baghdad-Bob-ish.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

So, al-Baghdadi is simply pining for the Fjords? *SMIRK*

[Salvavida]

We have information that he is alive.

Then share the information so we can kill him again.

[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m not 100% sure Osama bin Laden is dead.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

“Nuts.”