This entire “scandal” is like watching a slow motion beheading with a dull sword.
Similar analogy to yours and true story (interesting digression): When Elizabeth I had Mary Stewart executed, it wasn’t done by a French swordsman as with Anne Boleyn. Mary leaned over the chopping block and the executioner holding an axe missed slightly on the first chop. So he had to chop a second time, and even then, the head wasn’t completely detached. Finally, the executioner lifted Mary’s severed head by her hair, which was actually a wig. He shouted “God save the Queen!” as her bald head fell out of the wig and rolled across the execution platform.
Gruesome and ghoulish, somehow reminds me of what Kathy Griffith deserves.
Get ready boys... because on US soil, there will be no rules of engagement.