[ameribbean expat]

General order #12 coming right up. Guys don't hit the pot or leave the lid up. All sailors will pee sitting down.

[BenLurkin]

Ich bin ein stehspreckler

[Klemper]

I see no problem. Piss over the edge.

[Yardstick]

USS Sitzpinkler

[BenLurkin]

Here we stand: The real reason they hate America
The Star (South Chicago) ^ | 12/19/4 | Michael J. Bowers

Posted on 12/19/2004, 7:30:57 AM by SmithL

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1304533/posts

[al baby]

When I was on the USS Higbee my favorite urinal was just off the area where I had Top side watch it was the best piss of the day

[Bryanw92]

My submarine, built in 1960, did not have urinals either. We were still able to pee.

[Dilbert San Diego]

There’s lotsa jokes about this.

But, also don’t see what the big deal is. How many of you men have a urinal in your house, vs. just having a toilet?

I may be in the minority, or just don’t understand where people are coming from.

Now, we could debate whether we should have girls on these ships in the first place. I heard that girls on navy ships get pregnant sometimes.

[Savage Beast]

America's enemies are rolling on the floor laughing at the feminization of the U.S. military.

It won't last forever. A feminized military and a feminized nation will fall, and a fiercely masculinized force will take over the destroyed nation, and a fiercely masculinized nation will rise from the ashes.

This is not an aspiration. It is an observation.

[Drew68]

How many times is this story going to get posted?

The lack of urinals is an engineering decision that has nothing to do with transgender nonsense.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

How long before a sailor (not a sailorette) is brought up on charges for hosing down the toilet seat and/or leaving it down when finished?

[lewislynn]

We didn't have urinals in my army barracks, only troughs.

The WW2 barracks in Fort Eustice Va. didn't have stalls for toilets either.

[tet68]

I've got just the thing for them.

[fhayek]

This is outrageous. As far as I am concerned, the urinal is the third greatest invention of all time (after the light bulb and the hula hoop). Beer drinkers will understand.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

“There aren’t any berthing areas that are dedicated to one sex or the other,”
an operations specialist told the Navy Times of the new design.

[canalabamian]

The US Navy’s newest aircraft carrier has no urinals

Neither does my house.

However, brace yourselves for a ship-wide round of lid-lowering sensitivity classes.

The U.S. Navy. A global force for toilet ettiquette.

[blueunicorn6]

What can you do with a drunken sailor
What can you do with a drunken sailor
What can you do with a drunken sailor
Earlie in the morning

Stick him in the scupper with a hose pipe on him
Stick him in the scupper with a hose pipe on him
Stick him in the scupper with a hose pipe on him
Earlie in the morning.

[Carl Vehse]

Not one admiral will deservedly lose his stars because of this FUBAR.

The Navy has turned metrosexual.

[Brilliant]

I stopped using urinals. There is too much splash back.

[butlerweave]

Obama’s redesign ?

[shanover]

I thought women wanted equality with men?I witnessed first hand women who were successfully able to navigate a urinal. Sure,booze was involved, but that is only a formality.