A few weeks ago I saw a sight to behold at Walmart. It was a morbidly obese woman, extremely, extremely obese, 500 pounds easily, in one of those electric shopping scooters. The scooter would not move because it was so overloaded.
With her was a hugely obese female companion, perhaps somewhat less so, maybe 300 pounds. The scooter would not budge and the 300 pound woman was shoving and shoving trying to help the 500 pounder in the scooter get moving.
Oh i would have laughed out loud at that sight and then ran for my life.