[Towed_Jumper]

A further sample of craziness from the loony left, this time from one of the permanently oppressed in Boston. Apparently us "White folk" own dogs because we can no longer own Negro slaves. Hard to believe that there are people in this country who actually think like this.

Meanwhile as I write this my lazy German Shepherd is snoozing by my feet. He would be shocked to know he's a stand in for a slave because in reality, our relationship is actually just the opposite.

[Garden Island]

Very sound logic, except my dog not only has pigeonholed me into picking up after his waste, and he also always communicates messages to me to visit and worship more confederate statues.

[The people have spoken]

Single Black female seeks male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I’m a young, svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods; riding in your pickup truck; hunting, camping, fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours.

Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.)

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

I admit that my dog is my slave, and she is black, too! I force food on her, I force her to sleep in my bedroom. I force her to go for a w-a-l-k daily and every couple of days, I force her to beg me to take her for a d-r-i-v-e to the off leash p-a-r-k, where I further force her to run free in the park. I must be a terrible ‘massa’ to her. </sarc>

I suspect that the author of the Craigslist screed also imbibes in plenty of reefer. His/her/its rather warped view of the world suggests that he/she/it would be well served seeking mental counseling.

[LydiaLong]

If the leftists crazies didn’t exist, we would be forced to invent them.

[x]

Did you ever wonder if whoever wrote this wasn't pulling your leg? Making a joke? Trying to get a rise out of people?

And it wouldn't be out of place for people to ask if you wrote it yourself.

C'mon, he or she lives in Belmont, for pete's sake. Maybe in Mitt's old place for all we know.

[Kickass Conservative]

The thing is, my Dog is a Democrat.

I pay for her Food.

I pay for her Healthcare.

I pay for her Housing.

I pay for her Entertainment.

She pays for nothing.

[Sarah Barracuda]

So walking a dog is now racist LOL okie dokie..so where does this dumb ass expect dogs to poop..on his head?

[wizkid]

The writer obviously has not met my Beagle. My wife waits on him hand and foot.

Beagles are known for their stubbornness too so good luck training him past anything beyond a few basic things. It is more like a mutually assured destruction pact where we both have lines not to cross. Even then, it is trust but verify.

Being half German, half Irish, I must admit that there is much to admire in his mulishness. On the plus side, he was rescued living on his own out in the countryside so he knows how to take care of himself by catching various wildlife like squirrels. He could survive a lot while I would be in trouble with a one hour power black out.

Beagles are pact dogs not lone wolves so they get on well with people and will put of with a lot from kids.

[bigbob]

Good boy!

[Kickass Conservative]

Sounds like something I would Post here.

I would add the Sarc Tag just in case though. LOL

I reread it and I think the OP is being VERY facetious.
Am I wrong?

[ameribbean expat]

Henry Louis Gates uses Craig’s List. Who knew?

[dragnet2]

My dog drinks filtered water and sleeps on Italian leather.

[maine-iac7]

Something else I didn’t know - evidently, no blacks own dogs.

[Rebelbase]

Funny, I don’t recall any history where owner’s had to pick up slave poop or empty their litter box.

[Rebelbase]

Then again it is probably an agent provocateur writing this tripe for a laugh.

[heterosupremacist]

The leftists, with their deranged fixation on changing the meaning of words - have now stated we no longer can be called pet 'owners' - they now insist we are pet 'care providers' or 'pet custodians'. You can't even make this stuff up! GRRR!

[Crucial]

This assertion is too stupid to reply to or argue.

[puppypusher]

As a dog parent ,I go through life thinking of all of my grand kids that I never knew,though by law I’m subject to having my pay stolen to support all of these parasites that are NOT even American Citizens.

[StAnDeliver]

If it were not for feral dogs, there would be no Amish.

The synergistic relationship between dog and man - 20,000 years in the making - is exemplified in places like Aboriginal culture; perhaps less so in Africa, but not much less important viz AfriCanis...

But whoever would spend the time to crap up Craigslist with such obvious self-loathing probably ought to be on a leash anyway...

[magna carta]

Actually it is so we can RESIST the mohamedians