[fr_freak]

As for lesbians, I’ve seen some drop dead gorgeous ones. The above article is silly.

Well, if you've seen some gorgeous ones, then I guess that's that. To hell with any meaningful statistics. Now, whenever I see any fat, disgusting, high-and-tight-wearing middle aged lesbians waddling down the street like belligerent elephant seals, I'm going to remind myself that it's only an illusion. After all, sparklite2 has seen some drop dead gorgeous ones.

[Mamzelle]

Asheville used to be a favorite vacation spot--"belligerent bull seals"-- hit the exact note of what the once-delightful downtown has become. I haven't been back for a couple of years.

The last time I went, there were huge, fat, heavily-tattoed, white women sitting on the sidewalks in a state of near undress. Their backs were to the building walls, and their legs spread into the sidewalk. Had to step over their feet. Too gross.

But it was the belligerent attitude that convinced me to stay away from Asheville, the sullen Michelle scowls. Malaprops became very in-your/face hateful. But I miss Early Girl restaurant...