Three far better words:
“Go exercise yourself.”
Stop watching other people do it for you.
Tattooed millionaires? I’m concerned with those getting some kind of government assistance who can afford to get painted. Who pays for it?
“And now we take you to week seven of Middle Aged Men Playing Football East. Adam, how is the Chrystler Bolters vs the Atlanta Distillers going?”
“Well, Frank, the Bolters took an early lead and looked like they would prevail until unknown persons swapped out their beer kegs for something more ... medicinal. The Distillers are presently believed to not be involved because they joined in the drinking as soon as the substitution was known. Things turned sour after the concession stand ran out of chips and pretzels, with hordes of twenty-something fans charging out to the nearby Starbucks, upset at not getting any.”