Don’t be so grim. You won’t be dead, just pining for the fjords.
That reminds me of a funny skit that George Carlin did many years ago (back when he was funny).
A weather forecaster is giving his report and at one point he says "OK,lets look at the weather radar:there's a line of thunderstorms coming in from New Jersey and...oh,what's this? A squadron of Russian ICBMs heading toward us? Well,don't sweat the thunder showers!"