“Because I’m a swine, I crossed the line...”
Thank you.. I just snorted coffee all over my keyboard
To borrow from Fido969 and Johnny Cash:
I keep a close watch on this seat of mine
I keep my fly wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because I’m swine, I crossed the line
I find it very, very easy to be nude
I’m with a chick or two when each day is through
Yes, I’ll admit that I had played a fool for you
Because you’re blind, I crossed the line
As sure as night is dark and the day is light
I am lucky that my seat’s not on the “Right”
And the democrats have paid to keep it tight
Because I’m swine, I crossed the line