Global Warming May Harm Children for Life

MIT Technology Review ^ | December 4, 2017 | by James Temple

[MeganC]

“Global Warming May Harm Children for Life”

It “may”.

I “may” have monkeys fly out of my butt, too.

[blueunicorn6]

And air conditioning makes you rich.

[lastchance]

So Capitalism tempered by Christian ethics is global warming’s nemesis. Got it.

[stormhill]

This can be easily proven to be true. All you need do is produce a spreadsheet demonstrating everyone born in Summer is a loser and everyone born in Winter became successful.
Good luck with that, climate "scientists"!

[Harpotoo]

Outlaw SUMMER and abort Mother Nature immediately!

[jospehm20]

Or it may not harm anyone. I will go with my guess.

[cgbg]

They want your money—no kidding about that.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

What???

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Two words: Confirmation & Bias

[scramjet]

That would be Jonathan Gruber.

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[jmaroneps37]

How do we know since there isn’t any global warming?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Well played sir!

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

How many children does abortion harm?

[The Sons of Liberty]

Global Warming May Harm Children for Life

I hear northern canada and siberia are nice [and cool] - let them move there!

[facedown]

Goebbels was a rank amateur compared to these guys.

[Louis Foxwell]

Tests were run surveying children who were subjected to sustained temps of 120F. Results were conclusive. The children suffered substantially from prolonged extremely high temperatures.

[Angels27]

Is this from The Onion?

[Wuli]

Lack of a water and electricity infrastructure is more harmful to children than changing weather patterns.

When it comes to weather patterns humans are resilient and able to adapt, and more efficiently so than mitigating against non-existent, or too costly sources of energy or potable water.

[falcon99]

and increases in sexual harassment.