Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

FDA moves to end snortable chocolate, calling it 'street drug alternative'
Washington Examiner ^ | Dec. 13, 2017

Posted on 12/13/2017 9:39:24 AM PST by deplorableindc

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-42 next last
To: deplorableindc

Even more dangerous is when they combine this with other “street drug alternatives”. Some kids will snort chocolate, smoke banana peels, and huff whippets all at the same time. That’s a “banana split”, if you are hip to the lingo.


21 posted on 12/13/2017 10:00:20 AM PST by Boogieman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc

Chunks Schumer never saw a fad he didn’t want to legislate against.


22 posted on 12/13/2017 10:01:28 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (Liberalism, as with all else evil, can never create. It can only corrupt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc

Wait! What? How many carbs? How many calories?


23 posted on 12/13/2017 10:02:47 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: zeugma

Are warm cocoa enemas still OK?


24 posted on 12/13/2017 10:03:41 AM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc

25 posted on 12/13/2017 10:03:49 AM PST by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cementjungle

“When subject emerged from his vehicle, a strong odor of chocolate was detected as emanating from his breath. He failed a field test for presence of Hersey’s, and later tested positive for theobromine, phenethylamine and caffeine.”


26 posted on 12/13/2017 10:04:13 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc
Proof that drug warriors have mental health problems.

The mistake thes companies have made was making it chocolate to target kids so now it "has to" be banned "for the children".

In Europe theyve had a similar product in use for 40+ years. The difference is that theirs is a menthol powdered grape fructose snakeoil billed as an otc for sinus problems.

Those consumers dont have sinus problems and dont pretend to any more than American kids. Like many Americans, some Europeans have the misconception that sugar in the bloodsteam makes one hyperactive. Its just a monetized physical excuse for behaving stupid.

This is what gives drug warriors a fig leaf of justification, allowing kids to think they can snort "energy" will supposedly lead to cocaine when chocolate isnt enough.

27 posted on 12/13/2017 10:07:32 AM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: thesharkboy

The FDA has always been near the top of the list of fed agencies acting well beyond its remit.

Who gives a toss about this doctor’s psychological torment?


28 posted on 12/13/2017 10:08:14 AM PST by relictele
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: elcid1970
Chocolate snorter busted in the act!

He tried to eat the evidence.


29 posted on 12/13/2017 10:12:39 AM PST by Cementjungle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: robroys woman

Carl’s Jr.


30 posted on 12/13/2017 10:33:08 AM PST by ex91B10
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: polymuser
Are warm cocoa enemas still OK?

No, also prohibited - it has been verified statistically that it only leads to "harder" stuff - like enemas with warm cocoa and mini-marshmallows!

Regards,

31 posted on 12/13/2017 10:38:37 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: elcid1970
Good grief. I just finished a cup of hot chocolate. I wonder what I'd test out as having in my blood.
32 posted on 12/13/2017 10:45:33 AM PST by JoeFromSidney
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Bonemaker

“So glad these fools have time for junk like this. How about fast tracking life saving drugs that are already pproved in the rest of the world? What a moribund bureaucracy.”

Amen, and how about making a lot of Rx drugs over the counter like Bactrim/Septra, Cialis as examples.

Making the antihistamines and nasal steroids over the counter saves a ton of money re doctor visits.


33 posted on 12/13/2017 10:55:17 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Build Kate's wall! Keep illegals and illegal murderers/criminals out of America! MAGA! SLAP ACT!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: robroys woman
Just as long as Taco Bell doesn’t win the restaurant wars.

Long term, my money is on Carl's Jr.
34 posted on 12/13/2017 11:34:10 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana
Long term, my money is on Carl's Jr.

"____ you, I'm Eating!"

35 posted on 12/13/2017 11:34:57 AM PST by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: JoeFromSidney

See list of cacao-borne chemicals in my post #26. You’re busted, pal.

;^)


36 posted on 12/13/2017 11:40:02 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: polymuser
Are warm cocoa enemas still OK?

I am not even going there.

37 posted on 12/13/2017 12:13:27 PM PST by zeugma (I always wear my lucky red shirt on away missions!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., called it “cocaine on training wheels.”

Fudge Packer Proposes Banning Chocolate!

38 posted on 12/13/2017 12:33:37 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: deplorableindc

Has Jeff Sessions weighed in yet on this sweet development?


39 posted on 12/13/2017 3:49:25 PM PST by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MeganC
Great. Now the militarized cops will start killing people for possession of chocolate.

Pure uncut powdered sugar..


40 posted on 12/13/2017 3:51:59 PM PST by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-42 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson