“What’s your name, ma’am?”
“Buckley Kuhn-Fricker, officer.”
“No, not your transgendered porn name. Your real name.”
“You’ve got a lot of nerve!”
“Then show me your driver’s license.”
“Here.”
“Hey, this says ‘diverse,’ not ‘driver’s’.”
“That’s because I identify as an aboriginal dream-talker.”
“I hate this job.”
Might have been amusing had she not been a murder victim