the most recent defector was a NK soldier. He was severely malnourished and had serious case of GI worms. Anyone who thinks the NK military is a formidable cadre of crack troops probably thought the Iraqi elite Republican Guard was a match for the 101st Airborne too.
“...the 101st Airborne...”
There’s the answer. When the Norks start to invade, use the 101st to drop hundreds of thousands of White Castles! OR, drop hundreds of thousands of White Castles and then WE walk in with more burgers. A peaceful takeover.