Wish it was that simple. It is worse than stupid thanks to the last few decades of moron-generating government schools.
We live in times that Forrest Gump would be considered Mensa material
I was just watching “LivePD”. Cops roll up to a gas station to respond to a “disturbance” call. Find a woman that is the subject of the call. When they ask her for her ID info she gives them her sister’s info. Turns out the sister has a felony warrant so this woman gets hooked up while they sort it out. In the end she goes to jail for providing false info. Weapons grade stupid.