[Right Brother]

Scott fingered Nicole, now Nicole is fingering Scott.

[Bigbrown]

Now THAT is freaking funny! Well played, you win!

[zeugma]

Thankfully, "fingering" has an entirely different meaning with Unix geeks...

$ finger zeugma
Login: zeugma                           Name: Freeper Zeugma
Directory: /home/zeugma                 Shell: /bin/bash
Last login Sun Jan 28 11:02 (CST) on pts/9 from localhost
Mail last read Sun Jan 28 11:02 2018 (CST)
No Plan.