Posted on 01/29/2018 7:10:05 AM PST by PJ-Comix
I weep for the future.
The Constitution is a huge hurdle that the Proglodytes must jump over or around to implement their tyrannical goals and objectives.
We the LGBTSHFDGNEYBSHBGFLKJSNBJ People (of ANY color, sex, gender, liberal political affilation, regardless of religion, age, or sexual preference) of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Soviet Collective, ignore Justice, insure domestic violence, ignore the common defence but give out lots of Welfare Money, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law allowing any religion, and all religion is banned, except Satanism (which is the official State Religion) ; or permitting the freedom of speech. All desired expression, be it press, on the internet, or in any broadcast media, must be approved by the Government. People are banned from peaceably assembling to petition the government for a redress of grievances, since the government is never wrong.
Amendment II
All guns, knives, ammunition, and metal of any kind, and hard plastics, and wood, and any chemical that can be used offensively, are strictly banned. Anyone who commits the crime of possession of any of these items shall be immediately put to death.
Amendment III
No personal property is permitted. Everything belongs to the government.
Amendment IV
You have no rights whatsoever for anything related to privacy (unless its about abortion), or any legal rights in criminal matters.
Amendment V
The government is allowed to kill you or imprison you for any reason, or no reason whatsoever.
Amendment VI
Screw you.
Amendment VII
No, we mean it. Screw you.
Amendment VIII
Why are you still reading? We’re going to kill you for that.
Amendment IX
That’s it. Yer going down, heretic.
Amendment X
We mean it.
And voters who keep them there.
Andrew McCabe down. More quislings to follow...
Yikes!!
At least read it before you throw it out.
No, it is not. That's the problem. The Constitution works great when (if) the elected and appointed creatures in government are willing to obey its restrictions. It provides no meaningful enforcement mechanism against elected and appointed officials who conspire to violate it.
This is why we have the current bloated, expensive, expansive, intrusive federal leviathan state. I applaud President Trump's efforts to shrink it, but they do not address the systematic problem.
The one that produced Hitler and Stalin?
Maybe he means like the parliaments that were descended from divine-right monarchies, with God-given kings.
-PJ
That makes no difference. I’m old, but never recanted my Oath. The difficult part will be choice of weapons, since they are all my favorite.
No, more like the one that turned Britains into wussies.
...or trenches in Oklahoma.
OUR Constitution, protecting the People from an all powerful corrupt Government.
THEIR Constitution, protecting an all powerful corrupt Government from its People, or as Barack Obama said, a Constitution built on Negative Rights.
Yeah, especially freedom of the press.
It actually IS easy. 3 lbs of pressure on a trigger, with one finger, moves a sear, and everything else happens, promptly, and automatically.
The sear releases a hammer, which impacts a firing pin, which contacts a primer cap, which ignites a charge of nitro powder, which propels a bullet, which makes a political statement.
It's not as if democrats are really human, even as they pretend so, for the outside world...
And don’t forget to amend the new Constitution every time you want to criminalize the activities of some dissident, the way the Soviets did.
I’m altering your reply a little and using it as my tagline. :-)
It actually IS easy. 3 lbs of pressure on a trigger, with one finger, moves a sear, and everything else happens, promptly, and automatically.
The sear releases a hammer, which impacts a firing pin, which contacts a primer cap, which ignites a charge of nitro powder, which propels a bullet, which makes a political statement.
It's not as if democrats are really human, even as they pretend so, for the outside world...
Sorry not happening....we should throw out the trash who want the Constitution in the trash...
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