Nobody’s seen my hair for over 20 years - it got thin enough on top it wouldn’t stay combed so I started shaving my head - my wife told me I could shave my head and have all the sex I could handle or I could do a comb-over and hand-le it myself...
I hate to ask people personal questions, but when you put it that way... You lived up to your end of the bargain did she...
LOL