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Worst. Oscars. Ever.
Townhall.com ^ | March 1, 2018 | Derek Hunter

Posted on 03/01/2018 1:02:00 AM PST by Kaslin

Have you seen more than one of the movies nominated for best picture this year at the Oscars? The answer is probably not. While two of the nominees actually found sizable audiences (Dunkirk and Get Out), the rest of the field consists of small movies the general public doesn’t care about. Coupled with what many Americans expect to be a 3-hour left-wing political seminar, the broadcast of the 90th annual Academy Awards this Sunday is shaping up to be a Spinal Tap concert-level disaster.

If you look past Dunkirk’s $188 million box office and Get Out, with a $176 million take (against only a $4.5 million production budget), none of the nominated films excited people this year. The next highest-grossing movie was The Post with $78 million. While nothing to sniff at, it’s production budget was $50 million. Add in the cost of marketing and you’re not exactly rolling in the profits there. And that’s a movie starring two of the biggest names in Hollywood (Hanks and Streep) being directed by the biggest (Spielberg). People just don’t care.

The rest of the nominees found small audiences, some made a profit, but none caught fire. 

The closest thing to a sleeper hit was Get Out, which is, at best, a guilty pleasure B-movie only getting the attention it has enjoyed because of the racial politics associated with it. It’s fine entertainment, but had it not had liberal-imposed “deeper meaning” and the praise that accompanies it, it would have faded quickly.

Get Out wasn’t even thought of as Oscar-bait when it was released, just a small summer movie. Oscar contenders, or movies studios think can be, aren’t released until the end of the year. But the overwhelming media hype surrounding the movie led to an Oscar campaign for a movie already on cable. That doesn’t happen very often. 

Were Get Out released during the Obama administration it likely would have been forgotten. But Donald Trump is president, and that fact has set liberal Hollywood on edge. Coupled with so many in the business being exposed as sexual predators, and you have an entertainment industry that is reeling and embracing liberalism even harder this year.

That’s why the vast majority of the public simply doesn’t care.

Aside from, Dunkirk, and Get Out, other nominees are forgettable and unrelatable to most people. I love movies and I have no desire to see any of them, only having seen Get Out because it was TV.

Other nominees and a brief summary of what they seem to be about are:

The Post: A movie lionizing the media in a time when the media is as popular as toenail fungus. Hollywood loves movies about the media, so does the media. Audiences…not so much.

The Shape of Water: A love story between a woman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. I have no idea if it is, but it sure seems like it and I also don’t care.

Darkest Hour: Winston Churchill during the start of World War II. I’d watch it, but I don’t feel compelled to see it in theaters. I’ve heard good things, but I feel like I’ve seen this already.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: A lady is mad at a racist cop for not solving her kid’s murder, or something. I don’t know, and I don’t care. Seems like a lifetime movie without the unintentional humor. 

Lady Bird: When I first heard about it I assumed it was a bio-pic about LBJ’s wife. It’s not. Beyond that, I can only figure out that it’s about a quirky girl not getting along with her mom. I like movies that director Greta Gerwig has starred in, but have no desire to see this. 

Phantom Thread: Daniel Day-Lewis is probably the best actor alive today, but a movie that seems like it’s about a creepy tailor is not high on my list for ways to spend two hours.

Call Me By Your Name: Watching an adult man seduce a 17-year-old boy is typical Oscar-bait but a bit weird in the “me too” era. Hollywood can’t help itself. Audiences sure did, it only took in $15 million at the box office. Maybe Kevin Spacey can present it, or sue for plagiarism from his life story. Either way, I’m with the rest of the country in having zero interest in it.

Audiences didn’t want to see the movies nominated, so there’s little chance they’ll tune in to see if movies they didn’t want to watch win awards they don’t care about. 

Those who do tune in can expect host Jimmy Kimmell to lecture them about how awful the country is. There will be Trump jokes, there will be anti-Republican and anti-Second Amendment speeches. Don’t be surprised if an Obama or CNN-approved Parkland shooting survivor shows up on stage at some point, or at least gets a shout-out. 

Who wants that? Who needs that? 

The entertainment industry exists because people want to be entertained, to escape from reality for a little while. But Hollywood can’t do that anymore, at least when it comes time to reward itself. They act as though they’re important; they believe it because their publicists tell them they are. The American people told them last year they aren’t, box office numbers hit a 25-year low in 2017.

Hollywood won’t learn the lessons of 2017. They’re making a movie about Wendy Davis, the liberal Democrat who became a liberal celebrity by filibustering an abortion law in Texas, then let the media attention go to her head and suffered a humiliating defeat in a bid for governor, so clearly Hollywood doesn’t care either. 

So which movie will win best picture? Who cares? The biggest winners of the night will not be the rich celebrities who collect the $100,000-plus “swag bags” the pampered class is getting at the event (though that’d be nice), it’s the people who don’t watch any of it. 


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: arewesnowflakesnow; hollywood; moviereview; oscars; wearesnowflakesnow
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1 posted on 03/01/2018 1:02:00 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Last year I saw Dunkirk and Murder on the Orient Express because a friend wanted to see them. They were alright.


2 posted on 03/01/2018 1:25:02 AM PST by Ciexyz (I have one issue and it's my economic well-being.)
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To: Kaslin

It has been decades since I watched the Oscars, and it will be decades before I watch them again.


3 posted on 03/01/2018 1:39:00 AM PST by allblues (God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat but Satan is definitely a Democrat)
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To: Kaslin

I’ve never watched an oscars show. No desire to see people give each other awards. It’s not like it’s brain surgery.


4 posted on 03/01/2018 2:00:46 AM PST by goldendelicious
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To: Kaslin

movies are those things you watch on your phone or tablet from netflix, right?


5 posted on 03/01/2018 2:04:52 AM PST by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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To: Kaslin

I go to the movies a couple times a year because it’s a treat for my disabled brother, but that’s mainly because he likes the snacks.
This is how important your “body of work” is, Hollywood jerks. In fact it’s hard to find anything that’s not violent/perverted/vulgar that we can go to.


6 posted on 03/01/2018 2:25:27 AM PST by GnuThere
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To: Kaslin

I think I saw three of them.

None of them “moved” me. And I love going to the movies.


7 posted on 03/01/2018 2:37:25 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: Vermont Lt

>>I think I saw three of them.

None of them “moved” me. And I love going to the movies.<<

Forgive me, but I didn’t think Dunkirk was that great.


8 posted on 03/01/2018 2:58:22 AM PST by EliRoom8
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To: Kaslin
There are tried and true methods that will almost guarantee an Oscar which most producers should follow if they hope to get one.

  1. Portray all whites as racist.
  2. Portray all others as victims.
  3. Portray criminals and death-row murderers as misunderstood victims of circumstance.
  4. Include a lot of gay protagonists of saint-like semi-divine character.
  5. Exaggerate or invent any negative historical events related to Christianity.
  6. Ignore any negative historical events related to Islam.
  7. Portray all Muslims as saint-like as gays (and don't mention what the former does to the latter).
  8. Include an anti-capitalism message.
  9. Include an anti-2nd amendment message.
  10. Include an anti-military message.
  11. Include an anti-American message.

9 posted on 03/01/2018 3:04:26 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Kaslin
What a loser year and out of touch set of Oscars:

Best Pictures?!

We saw only Dunkirk and that was a really lousy movie. Definitely not traditional Oscar material unless the field is so incredibly bad that it passes as a good movie.

Maybe voting with pocket book, top grossing 2017 movies? None of the Oscar movies are even in the Top 10! Dunkirk made it to 14th and none of the others are even on the list.

  1. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  2. Beauty and the Beast
  3. Wonder Woman
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
  5. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
  6. Spider-Man: Homecoming
  7. IT
  8. Thor: Ragnarok
  9. Despicable Me 3
  10. Justice League

Better list. We've actually seen several of these. Marvel is doing well. Among these, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is best and should get best picture nomination. My twin 10 year old boys would like pick the same. Star Wars made more money but was a very bad story and, in my opinion, damaged the franchise. But they didn't ask me.

What did you see, your picks?

10 posted on 03/01/2018 3:21:02 AM PST by Reno89519 (Americans Are Dreamers, Too! No to Amnesty, Yes to Catch-and-Deport, and Yes to E-Verify.)
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To: Kaslin

Dunkirk’s $188 million box office??? That got it 14th while Star Wars got $619 million box office. My pick Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 got $390 million.


11 posted on 03/01/2018 3:22:51 AM PST by Reno89519 (Americans Are Dreamers, Too! No to Amnesty, Yes to Catch-and-Deport, and Yes to E-Verify.)
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To: EliRoom8

My husband and I waited to rent Dunkirk and were so bored with it I actually fell asleep. Maybe it would have been better on a large screen but still boring.


12 posted on 03/01/2018 3:30:23 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: Reno89519

The fact that there’s not a single original story or idea in the top 10 grossing movies is quite revealing.


13 posted on 03/01/2018 3:32:20 AM PST by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 0)
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To: Kaslin

The only movie I have a desire to see is the remake of ‘Death Wish’. I haven’t gone out to the movies in a decade but seeing a bunch of dirtbags get what they deserve, sounds like a good way to pass time.


14 posted on 03/01/2018 3:35:58 AM PST by HighSierra5
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To: Kaslin

I’m kind of embarrassed to admit I saw Phantom Thread and really liked it. I adore Daniel Day-Lewis not only for his acting and good looks, he seems to keep his personal life and opinions to himself and simply does his job.


15 posted on 03/01/2018 3:36:40 AM PST by tuffydoodle (A moral wrong cannot be a Civil Right.)
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To: Kaslin

Darkest Hour is quite good IMO, but the box office didn’t agree.


16 posted on 03/01/2018 3:44:31 AM PST by Truth29
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To: Kaslin
...the rest of the field consists of small movies the general public doesn’t care about.

So?

That's what the Golden Globes are for: pictures that folks actually pay to see!

OSCARs are for the 'in' crowd to salivate over, and use to recruit more SJWs using the latest cause célèbre.

17 posted on 03/01/2018 3:49:54 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: EliRoom8

I thought Dunkirk was insultingly bad. I-wanted-my-two-hours-back bad


18 posted on 03/01/2018 3:54:47 AM PST by stanne
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To: EliRoom8

I didn’t like the way they jumped back and forth in “Dunkirk”, because they did’t give you good clues about what they were doing, and I found it hard to keep track of.

Also, the Pilot scenes were just too drawn out, especially the one where the pilot wants to bug out, but feels the draw of duty to shoot down the HE-111 the flies by him on its way to bomb the ship.

My wife didn’t like the fact that they didn’t do enough to distinguish the soldiers from each other, and some of them were pretty similar looking. They didn’t give you enough cues, and you had to keep trying to figure it out.


19 posted on 03/01/2018 3:55:14 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette)
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To: Kaslin

Saw Dunkirk and Darkest Hour.

Dunkirk was good. Darkest Hour was EXCELLENT. With Churchill as Trump. His own party was trying to defeat his every movie.

Highly recommend by Vaquero. 5 asterisks. *****. If Gary Oldman doesn’t get the lead actor Oscar … it’s political.


20 posted on 03/01/2018 3:57:40 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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