Samantha Bee Wants NRA Members to Give Scientology a Shot

vulture.com ^ | 3/8/2018 | Tolly Wright

[rktman]

In a new “PSA” for NRA members, Full Frontal host Samantha Bee urges gun owners to leave the National Rifle Association and instead join the Church of Scientology. She explained, “Who needs a rifle to defend themselves when, as an OT VII, you could blow someone away with your brain?” Still skeptical about making the transition? Bee reassured her viewers, “Is Scientology safe? Of course not! It’s bonkers, but it’s safer for the rest of us.” That being said, you might want to watch Leah Remini’s A&E docuseries Scientology and the Aftermath before you begin your journey to becoming an Operating Thetan.

[rktman]

Hmmmm. I understand that Dumbassistan called and they want their queen back.

[high info voter]

Hahaha....interesting headline!

[Old Yeller]

Samantha can buzz off.

[circlecity]

Samantha who?

[Ciaphas Cain]

[LIConFem]

I think Smantha Bee should give hemlock a shot.

[dfwgator]

We really need to put up a wall on the Canadian border, so that Canadians like Samantha Bee don’t come here.

[Sasparilla]

Samantha Bee’s hive has collapsed.

[ExTxMarine]

Well, someone should give Scientology a “shot.”
But two things to note: the kind of “shot” most of Scientology needs is illegal and NRA members are those kind of shooters!

[Vaquero]

Yes, after Xenu dumped the alien body’s into various volcanoes and flew his DC 8s without jet engines back to his home planet, he became a life member in the NRA.

[ExTxMarine]

NRA members are NOT those kind of shooters.

My brain was working faster than my fingers!

[SkyDancer]

Write a science fiction novel - turn it into a pseudo religion - find some idiots profit.

[bagster]

“Who needs a rifle to defend themselves when, as an OT VII, you could blow someone away with your brain?”

Divergent gung fu styles.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Hahaha....interesting headline!

Yeah, I'm thinking, "Do they mean to replace the Osama/Obama range targets with a picture of L. Ron Hubbard?"

[GreyHoundSailor]

Every time Samantha speaks about the NRA, I buy another firearm.

[dfwgator]

She’s free to return to Trudeau-Land anytime she wants.

[elcid1970]

Year Three of “You Just Can’t Make This S*** Up” yields yet a another glittering jewel of colossal ignorance.

Range time, folks, range time.

[robel]

Samantha Bee should give sanity a shot.

[Maskot]

Omg! This idiot actually thinks conservatives are easy prey for whack job “religions “? Nope. Strictly for the weak-minded leftists. See: Jim Jones. Nothing but utopia seeking leftists there.

[VietVet876]

Is Thetan licensing a local, state or federal matter? What are the penalties for a Thetan without an operating license? None of this is “clear” to me.