[Joe Brower]

Is there anything that the great god GlobalWarming cannot do?

[C210N]

Excerpts from A complete list of things caused by global warming

Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic ice shrinks,

Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty,

avalanches reduced, avalanches increased,

beer better, beer worse,

Earth slowing down, Earth spins faster,

tree growth slowed, tree growth faster, trees grow too fast,

many more contradictions at the link.