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New law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops
The Wichita Eagle ^ | 05/10/18 | Dion Lefler

Posted on 05/11/2018 4:22:00 PM PDT by Old Yeller

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MR. LIPPMAN: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

GEORGE: Who said that?

MR. LIPPMAN: She did.

GEORGE: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

MR. LIPPMAN: You're fired.

1 posted on 05/11/2018 4:22:00 PM PDT by Old Yeller
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To: Old Yeller

Cutting back on fringe benefits.


2 posted on 05/11/2018 4:23:34 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Old Yeller

Well, I guess I’ll have to stop speeding, and come to complete stops at intersections.

Darn.


3 posted on 05/11/2018 4:23:56 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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The new law bans sexual relations "during the course of a traffic stop,

Well that's one state I'm not going to apply to for a LEO job..........

4 posted on 05/11/2018 4:27:15 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Mother nature is a serial killer......)
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To: Old Yeller

There goes my LEO career


5 posted on 05/11/2018 4:28:09 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Hey brainwashed students . . . where's your "outrage" @FBI? @BrowardSheriff? DO SOMETHING!!)
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To: Old Yeller
So in theory, they've removed the option to "talk to the judge" directly. Hehehe. d;^)

Nino fans?

6 posted on 05/11/2018 4:28:52 PM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: Old Yeller

aw, heck!

the legislature is a bunch of idiot Kill-Joys


7 posted on 05/11/2018 4:29:01 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: Old Yeller

Why even become a cop then!?


8 posted on 05/11/2018 4:30:32 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Old Yeller

Related...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3654537/posts


9 posted on 05/11/2018 4:31:20 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA/KAG!!!)
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Related, yes. But the Seinfeld snippet makes this better.


10 posted on 05/11/2018 4:33:00 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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Is Jaywalking considered a traffic stop?


11 posted on 05/11/2018 4:33:11 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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12 posted on 05/11/2018 4:36:05 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

What next, donuts not allowed to be eaten while on duty? This is going to result in a bunch of sexually frustrated fat ugly cops who until now depended on this to keep them from letting stress cause them to beat up and shoot jay walkers.


13 posted on 05/11/2018 4:37:15 PM PDT by TonyM (UPS)
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"I'm not sayin' it were right, yeronner. …But I am sayin' it weren't illegal.
14 posted on 05/11/2018 4:40:15 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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This is going to result in a bunch of sexually frustrated fat ugly cops who until now depended on this to keep them from letting stress cause them to beat up and shoot jay walkers.

Or in Kansas, Jayhawkers.
15 posted on 05/11/2018 4:40:50 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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Let’s see: Most cops are men, most people who get pulled over are men. Hmmm, has the ACLU considered the disproportionate effect this law will have on the gay community?


16 posted on 05/11/2018 4:40:58 PM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
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To: fso301
You mean I can't.....



17 posted on 05/11/2018 4:42:54 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Old Yeller

No sex during traffic stops?

That’s racist, man.


18 posted on 05/11/2018 4:43:02 PM PDT by anton
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Is Jaywalking considered a traffic stop?.....Only if the cops are humping you in the middle of the road.


19 posted on 05/11/2018 4:44:08 PM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Old Yeller

The ban is only right.

No fair to have two levels of justice, one for men and and ‘op-out’ option for women.

Women already have an extra advantage to be promoted at work.


20 posted on 05/11/2018 4:47:20 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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