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To: Monterrosa-24

Farts are awesome. I bring a beef bone to my brother’s house when I visit for his dog.

Because dog farts are so much funnier.

Jeez. Where’d you grow up where a fart ain’t funny? You an Afghanistan refugee or something?


8 posted on 05/22/2018 12:15:09 AM PDT by 1_Inch_Group (Country Before Party)
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To: 1_Inch_Group

“Farts are awesome.”

I sent my brother a whoopie cushion for his birthday.


17 posted on 05/22/2018 3:35:30 AM PDT by ryderann
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To: 1_Inch_Group

Thanks for sharing. FR needs more low class posters so that we can be multicultural.


24 posted on 05/22/2018 4:24:31 AM PDT by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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To: 1_Inch_Group

“Farts are awesome. I bring a beef bone to my brother’s house when I visit for his dog.“

When the In-Laws visit I run down the checklist:

Whoopee Cushion: Check
Electronic Fart Machine: Check
At Least One Bean Dish: Check

Let the fun begin!

L


33 posted on 05/22/2018 5:38:54 AM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: 1_Inch_Group
"...You an Afghanistan refugee or something?...

Pretty sure that in Afghanistan, a fart is considered a come on.

37 posted on 05/22/2018 6:20:35 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan
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To: 1_Inch_Group

“Farts are awesome.”

So...listening to someone emitting microscopic particles of fecal matter thru their anus turns you on? Do you run over to the person and sniff?


40 posted on 05/22/2018 7:03:25 AM PDT by moovova
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