The only thing Univision and Telemundo are useful for is the soccer announcers yelling “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!”.
Uh, you forgot the #1 draw for non-Spanish speakers: telenovela hotties!
Hmmm, thats a pretty good Duck search with safesearch turned off . . .
And boxeo!
Plus the ring girls.