[TheNext]

I am sure the pervert left a breathing hole in the mummy plastic wrap. The problem was that the hole was probably located near the victim’s anus.

Gross.

[T-Bone Texan]

"...I am sure the pervert left a breathing hole in the mummy plastic wrap. The problem was that the hole was probably located near the victim’s anus...."

At least his/its death wasn't for nothing - it made me laugh at your horrible joke.

Thank you, FRiend!