[Buckeye McFrog]

Make phone calls for the local GOP.

Should be easy, as where I live they would all fit nicely into a phone booth.

[Alas Babylon!]

Here’s one sequence from the script I love to make:

“Hi, are you for ending illegal aliens into the United States?”

If answer is “Yes” (and it usually is), I say, “Then don’t vote democrat. If democrats win the House of Representatives in November they will give amnesty to the illegals already here and open the borders for more to come. Your vote against them could mean all the difference.”