[dfwgator]

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
‘The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw

Rush - The Trees

[C210N]

An individual tree has roots and, of course, it doesn’t move.

Just needs a good pair of crutches

[Fresh Wind]

I’ve noticed that white oaks don’t care for black oaks, and force them to migrate to the back of the forest.