So allow me to share the amazing story of my daughter’s (Kaitlyn’s mother) entry into the military.
Daughter, who has Muncheusen and lives with the crazy people, was an awful problem my whole life. She fakes sickness, cut herself and was always threatening suicide.
I did whatever the Medicos told me but back in that day it never crossed my mind that someone would intentionally hurt themselves or lie the way into a hospital or doctor’s office.
Anyway, after she hooked school for almost three months before I found out, had a baby at 14, and I began to suspect she was faking, I talked her into joining the army.
The army guy came, lots of interviews, believe it or not they accepted her.
The week leading up to her entry into the army she gets restless and tells me she does not want to go into the army, she’s getting out.
I laugh now. Daughter who fakes her life and likes the crazy people, in the army?
Well at the time I thought it was a good idea.
But she told me she got out of it and I accepted that.
EXCEPT, on the day she had been supposed to be picked up by an army guy, which SHOULD have been cancelled, THE GUY SHOWED UP TO TAKE HER AWAY.
I was working that day and she called me at work. She told me the army guy was there. She was sobbing. She did not want to go.
There wasn’t a single thing I could do. I suggested to daughter that she go and later straighten it all out.
More screaming, tears, cussing and a vow that she’d find a way.
SHE’D FIND A WAY TO CONTROL THE UNITED STATES ARMY!!!
I believe it. Daughter controls the gubmint, teachers....everyone around her. She schemes and steals from the crazy people.
I don’t know how she did it but the army refused to take her.
By the way, I did not tell Kaitlyn the story of her mother and the army.
Maybe some day.
Kaitlyn knows about her mother. I think someday Kaitlyn’s going to tell her story. Sometimes she talks to me about it.
Week before last she was with her paternal grandmother, who lives near me, and after this she was supposed to come visit me. Only her Uncle needed a babysitter and Kaitlyn babysits for every child in the family and is the expert at it.
While she stayed with her Uncle she did some work around the house. In the end she made over $400.
Kaitlyn works hard, always has.
So she comes back to visit me for a few days then up to visit her mother, who still lives in Delaware I wish she’d go back to Merryland.
Kaitlyn spent all that money on her mother. Because her mother had not one dime and Kaitlyn knew it. It’s why she worked so hard.
Ahhhhhhh, sometimes I might sound sad, but Kaitlyn told me last week that she knows everyone hates her mother.
But the gubmint gives daughter what she wants. 8 garbage restraining orders against her husband (who finally divorced her, btw) and 2 bogus ones against me.
She says we are mean to her, they find us guilty and take our guns.
Gubmint gets money for mistreated women.
This country is upside down.
But I think Kaitlyn’s going to surprise. She is beloved and admired by everyone.