Accuser X: “I was abducted by aliens and on their ship I was probed by an alien. After consulting with my Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti, I have come to realize that one of the aliens was Brett Kavanaugh and that I wasn’t abducted at all. Instead, I was forced by Kavanaugh to use LSD and then probed by him and his alien friends. There were five witnesses but none of them can recall a thing.”
Democrat X: “I believe you.”