[2banana]

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

[nopardons]

That’s NOT a “marriage”;nor is it clever or “funny”.

[Fai Mao]

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

My wife lives in another country and only comes to visit.

[yldstrk]

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

You would be amazed at the number of people staying miserable to breathe “life” into the legal construct referred to as “the marriage”. What horsesh8t.

[refermech]

Hillarious! And so true!