When you have a non-decript white van, and you give it a very bold description, before you do something that you know the FBI is going to track you down for... And you live in Broward County. YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT!
If the dash of the van isn’t piled about 12” high with sedimentary collection of garbage and junk from years of spending too much time in the van, it’s not a crazy Democrat, just another Democrat that’s a bad actor.
Exactly!
Besides, can you imagine a real Republican in Broward Co, covering his van with stickers?
The van would be burned to the ground in a week.
The Notorious “Florida Man”