Posted on 10/31/2018 3:14:27 PM PDT by Flick Lives
If the Fresno area ever got a rapid transit system, what would they name it?
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I see what you did there!
So you can’t carry a Glock in Califrornia SSR thus you carry a Stihl. Have they banned that too?
In time for Halloween. Not all the scary types you see around California around Halloween are real. Some are costumed super weirdos.
Like replica guns can still get holdup guys in trouble so can replica chainsaws on rapid transit. Little known statute.
there uesd to be buses in Fairfield, California running into San Fransicko
you could look in your rear view mirror and if one of those buses was behind you, it had its initials painted backwards so you could read them ...
FART
(Fairfield Area Rapid Transit)
I’m sure the CA Legislature is drafting a Bill as I write this to outlaw Chainsaw Open Carry.
Part of that Bill will also require ID to purchase Oil for the Blade if it is in a container that holds over ten ounces.
Blade Length may also be restricted to ten Inches in CA and seven Inches in New York.
“Transient”? Several outstanding warrants. $88k bail? kinda low.
looks like they’re going to throw this spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks;
11350(A) - Possession of Narcotic Controlled Substance
417(A)(1) - Exhibit Deadly Weapon Other Than Firearm
422 - Threats Of Violence
466 - Possession Of Burglar’s Tools
485 - Grand Theft Of Lost Property
496(A) - Receiving Or Concealing Stolen Property
459.5 - Shoplifting
490.2(A) - Grand theft less than $950 shall be considered petty theft punished as a misdemeanor.
Ban chainsaws.
“Brand new gas engine chainsaws out of the box.”
I couldn’t tell from the video, but I’ll take your word for it. They do make battery powered ones, I found out.
And even a non-running chainsaw has sharp teeth, though you might have to hold still while he sawed your arm off. :)
“The names Ash, housewares. Shop Smart, Shop S-mart!”
Think if it was a boomstick instead of a chainsaw.
This, this, very much this.
Which reminds me, its time for a Fall test start of the generator, pressure washer, and chain saw.
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.”
My kind of town!!! What excitement ! LIB LUNATIC GONE WILD ! !!!
Note to self:
Never take a knife to a chainsaw fight
I bet Kalifornia now passes a law that a chainsaw can only have up to 26 teeth and hold enough fuel to run for 11 seconds....
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