I’d pick “Chain Saw” by the Ramones. It’s about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and the protagonist losing his girlfriend to a mental institution due to her obsession with the movie, but why not.
Oh, good choice! Bravo!
Dumb question, but did he at least get his marriage license he went in there for? I realize imams don’t marry you when your skeleton has too many separations, but still, embassy customer service should have some pride.