Climate change expert Aaron Doering charged with choking his fiancée

nypost.com ^ | 12/28/2018 | Joshua Rhett Miller

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Looks like a psycho

[rktman]

I think she’s busy writing her memoirs about the 56 guys she did before getting out of college. Or something. One word in the manner of shotgun jojo biden: “Bagolicious” Maybe a double bag.

[\/\/ayne]

She probably sent him off to work with a joking "Don't forget to hide the decline today, Dear!"

[grey_whiskers]

Man who wants to control climate finds it difficult to control potential spouse.

There's gotta be a pun in there about "hot temper" (global warming) vs. "frigid" (global warming denier), plus, something about a hockey stick (since this happened in Minnesota). Wondering where the #MeToo and feminist activists are, since liberal Minnesota has a lot of them.

...and the incoming State Attorney General is Keith Ellison.

You can't make this stuff up, folks!

[Zathras]

You win!
Way too funny

[a fool in paradise]

He’s a control freak

[marktwain]

Doering is not a scientist. He has no scientific degrees,

His doctorate is in education.

He is the "climate change expert"?

I doubt he ever took a calculus or even advanced statistics class.

[a fool in paradise]

What’s the name of his love cult and what drugs do they drink?

[Harpotoo]

Maybe she was too hot for him to handle.

[rktman]

But, he really, really cares.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Maybe his girlfriend asked him “No, really, what is a climate change expert?”...and he snapped. Oh, well, he’ll probably blame hitting her on climate change.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

Yup, he is not any sort of scientist at all, not even by dismal cosmetology er, climatology, standards. He is a propagandist.

[aquila48]

He can blame it on climate change, after all they blame it for everything else.

It’s a known fact that fear of climate change causes insanity.

[sport]

Or if that fails, he can blame it on President Trump.

[palmer]

She probably made fun of his zit. He’s very sensitive about that. It’s caused by global warming.

[TnTnTn]

She should have known that he is mentally ill and potentially dangerous...since he is leftist and warmist nothing to see here....move along...

[gov_bean_ counter]

She was emitting green house gas.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Nope, having it at Bernie’s...

[technically right]

Actually I was somewhat surprised that his fiancée was a woman.

[Leep]

Does saying you’re an expert make you a expert?
Or, does the MSM bestow that honor on any that parrots what they want you to believe?