[unixfox]

Run? Why not skate for President. He seems good at it.

Skateboard Beto for Prez!

[Blue Jays]

"...Skateboard Beto..."

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Or we can call him “Scooter” if a shorter nickname is needed.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Plus he played in a punk band, worked as a live in nanny and made a website! Check check and CHECK! He has ALL the qualifications!

Trump must be impeached, but this dork should be POTUS...