When he got there the conductor told him, “One more nickel”
Charlie couldn’t get off of that train!
But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(Poor old Charlie)
He may ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston
He’s the man who never returned
“Relax” said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you must pay to leave