I have an idea, Occasional.
To defend against the accusation that you’re not patriotic,
you could rename your product “Social Nationalism.”
Maybe you could even write an autobiography about your struggle: you could include organism, gun control, a “people’s car,” and to placate the Somali and Palestinian members of your caucus, suggest that the Jews could proactively identify themselves with special tags on their clothes.
And don’t forget the special train cars...