DANG!
Posted on 02/09/2019 1:23:38 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
How much “anal cleft” is one allow to show while at work? That’s the question one Washington court is trying to answer.
A U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals is reviewing an ongoing legal saga between bikini baristas and the city of Everett over the anatomical phrase “anal cleft” and whether dress codes imposed on businesses violate their civil rights.
Both sides appeared in court Monday to further argue the city’s ordinance, which was passed August 2017, that restricts what employees of “quick-service” restaurants wear by requiring that the “bottom one-half of the anal cleft” be covered, Herald Net reported.
According to the ordinance, employees who work at fast food restaurants, food trucks and coffee stands are required to wear at least a tank top and shorts while at work.
U.S. District Judge Marsha Pechman approved the injunction during litigation, ruling the ordinance likely violates the bikini baristas’ First and 14th Amendment rights.
“The term ‘bottom one-half of the anal cleft’ is not well-defined or reasonably understandable, and the ordinances otherwise fail to provide clear guidance and raise risks of arbitrary enforcement. The court finds that the dress code ordinance likely violates plaintiffs’ right to free expression under the First Amendment,” Pechman wrote in the injunction order, Courthouse News reported.
Jovanna Edge, owner of Hillbilly Hotties, one of several bikini barista coffee shops involved in the suit, and attorney Melinda Ebelhar argued that the order was intentionally vague and would be too difficult to enforce.
Ebelhar claimed it would take “advanced math” to figure out whether the bottom half of the anal cleft was exposed.
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DANG!
Bass cleft and G cleft I know.
Not sure if this thread will be better or worse with pictures.
Sounds like a bunch of treble-makers.
This would seem to be discriminatory against fat chics since they have more anal cleft to show.
But if your finger stinks you're getting warm.
This is gonna wreak havoc for plumbers.;-)
Would you like a dollop of Hepatitis C with that order?
Do-it-yourself scratch and sniff coffee cups???
Butt crack vs. Boob crack.
But, but... I’m just here for the coffee!
I would kill Laz if he tried to hit that...
...and hit it myself.
Hi.
““The term ‘bottom one-half of the anal cleft’ is not well-defined or reasonably understandable, “
This juror needs more evidence to yield a verdict.
5.56mm
We just call them butt cracks down South.
Butt crack’s party name
is going-away cleavage.
Just .... DAMN ....
Sure do miss being 21 sometimes... every time... ALL the time.... :^)
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