Oh come on, don't give them any more ideas... they might find a Hawaiian judge, or get a ticket to the Ninth Circus.
So you really need more than a videographer and a GPS? Does there legally have to be an "attending physician" or something? That doesn't stop people who are into home-birthing / midwives from obtaining birth certificates. How much would they have to pay a left-leaning certified midwife to walk up to the bars of the wall, look through, and say, "Where do I sign the certificate?"
Oh come on, don't give them any more ideas... they might find a Hawaiian judge, or get a ticket to the Ninth Circus.